The World's Shortest Fairytale
My grandma emailed this to me last night... even married women can appreciate it!The World's Shortest FairytaleOnce upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.The End.