Tuesday, February 03, 2009

The World's Shortest Fairytale

My grandma emailed this to me last night... even married women can appreciate it!
The World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank margaritas with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. 

The End.

posted by nicole @ 9:31 AM

6 Comments:

At 8:33 PM, February 03, 2009, Blogger heidi said...

I couldn't link to anything... what did your Grandma send you?

 
At 10:51 AM, February 04, 2009, Blogger nicole said...

I typed it out... disappointing, because it was a cool font...

 
At 2:03 PM, February 04, 2009, Blogger heidi said...

I see it now! That IS funny. Yes, I spend way too much time cleaning up after J.

 
At 2:04 PM, February 04, 2009, Blogger nicole said...

Does that mean you don't get farted on?

 
At 1:52 PM, February 13, 2009, Blogger Rose City Dweller said...

oh, i love this.

i know i'm a horrible blogger lately. f-book has taken over my life!!! well, that and school... i'm sorry to disappoint. we should talk sometime. i MISSSSSSS you!!!

 
At 10:55 PM, February 14, 2009, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a pretty awesome fairytale.

&rew

 

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