The Search for Nicole: I Paid For That Space!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I would like to thank United Airlines for adopting new policies regarding Passengers Requiring Extra Space.

Let me clarify that I have nothing against people who:

are unable to fit into a single seat in the ticketed cabin;

are unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender; and/or

are unable to put the seat’s armrests down when seated

...except when my space is violated. I want my every last centimeter. I paid for it.

Now, if I could just get the airlines to outlaw perfumes....

At 4:05 PM, April 18, 2009, heidi said...: You make me laugh. I wish I wasn't afraid to fly! :)