Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I Paid For That Space!

I would like to thank United Airlines for adopting new policies regarding Passengers Requiring Extra Space.

Let me clarify that I have nothing against people who:
  • are unable to fit into a single seat in the ticketed cabin;
  • are unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender; and/or
  • are unable to put the seat’s armrests down when seated

  • ...except when my space is violated. I want my every last centimeter. I paid for it. 

    Now, if I could just get the airlines to outlaw perfumes.... 

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    At 4:05 PM, April 18, 2009, Blogger heidi said...

    You make me laugh. I wish I wasn't afraid to fly! :)


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