I Can't Stop Thinking About: Sleep Talkin' ManWhen I need a pick-me-up without the caffeine, I look no further than The Sleep Talkin' Man.
A few of my favorite G-rated quotes:
"Hey, don't... don't say anything. Why don't you put it in an email, then I can ignore it at my pleasure."
"If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse."
"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"
"Oompa loompas don't sing in heaven. They tidy up the clouds."
"Well that's just great. Peanut butter in my crack. Goddammit."
"Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."
...Life would be so much more awesome if we all talked like this guy. Everyday.